EXTRA! EXTRA! DEPT.
Jennifer Begets Twins
NEW YORK (UPI) -- Congratulations to
pop star and actress Jennifer Lopez are in order, sans the usual levity of times past. The Boricua icon has given birth to twins, a boy and a girl, early this morning. A representative has confirmed that the healthy babies were born in Long Island, New York and that their parents are “thrilled”.

The girl was born at 12:12am and weighed 5lbs 7oz, with the boy following at 12.23am, weighing 6lbs. Lopez’s manager Simon Fields told People: "Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon." The twins are Lopez’s first children and Anthony’s third and fourth.

The couple will reportedly receive $6 million from People for the first pictures of the twins. The magazine will publish the shots in America and Latin America while OK! Magazine is understood to have bought the international rights. $6 million... oh please, let me faint!

Despite widespread speculation, Lopez refused to confirm her pregnancy until November, when she announced she was expecting during a Miami concert but the Puerto Rican singer married Anthony, also Puerto Rican, in 2004, five months after ending her engagement to Hollywood actor Ben Affleck. She had previously wed waiter Ojani Noa in 1997, and dancer Cris Judd in 2001. Anthony, who has enjoyed success in the US and Latin America, was previously married to one-time Miss Universe Dayanara Torres.

Seriously, folks... I wish them a million blessings... Nah! Make that 6 million blessing! Pa' encima!

Peace and Prosperity to all ,
Don Jíbaro "Whodatman" Barbanegra

“Live in such a way that no one blames the rest of us  
nor finds fault with our work.” --(2 Corinthians 6:3)