Where's Fidel Castro Now?
Nobody's seen or heard from him
since he went in for surgery. Now the official word down in Havana is that
everything's just fine with El Commandante, but rumors keep circulating that the
sneaky old perro's not at home. Castro himself says that he's in "stable"
condition. Yassar Arafat is also in stable condition... after dying in a Paris
hospital. The Cuban government wants everyone to believe Fidel is up and dancing
the macarena in his hospital suite, and according to this ABC News report from
June, Fidel is...
...in a nursing home playin Bingo.
...the new drummer for ZZtop. They needed one.
...in Miami doing Miami Vice II.
...doing seminars in the Ivory Coast.
...just jamming in Central Park, NY.
...subbing for David Letterman.
And my favorite...
...trying to achieve Nirvana with the Dalai Lama.
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